Not in front of your parents

"Don't ever do that in front of your parents".

That's what my cousin said after he witnessed me 'revving' Bobby.

Let me talk you through the process of Bobby revving.

Upon my return from work, Bobby and I enjoy an half hour or so of cat-love. This involves a decent amount of straight forward stroking, shoulder carrying, idle chat and more often than not a thorough going over with the brush. if I'm in the mood, I'll let him fight with my socks.

But what we both enjoy best is the revving.

I get down on my knees, leaving them slightly apart. Bobby then crawls into the space between my legs until his face reaches my ankles. When I feel his whiskers tickling my feet I lower my bum down creating a snug 'cave'. This leaves Bobby's bum and erect tail poking out between my thighs. I grasp Bobby's tail and in a firm hand over fist action 'rev' it  for up to five minutes or until one of us collapses exhausted. It is mutually rewarding for us both.

In the spring we could work up quite an alarming amount of static, which I would discharge by gripping the cat and jabbing him at the radiator.

So yes, I am forbidden to rev Bobby should my parents visit which is a shame I think.